Joseph Mallalieu (born June 18, 1908, Delph, Yorkshire, England—died March 13, 1980, Boarstall, Buckinghamshire) was a British politician who was successively minister of defense for the Royal Navy (1966–67), minister of state at the Board of Trade (1967–68), and minister of state at the Ministry of Technology (1968–69) in Harold Wilson’s Labour government of 1964–70.
Mallalieu was educated at the University of Oxford (where he was president of the Oxford Union in 1930) and the University of Chicago. He entered the field of journalism and in World War II served in the Royal Navy, first as ordinary seaman and later as lieutenant. During 1945–50 he sat in the House of Commons as a Labour member for Huddersfield, and from 1950 to 1979 he sat for Huddersfield East. Mallalieu was parliamentary secretary to the minister of food from 1946 to 1949, but his first major appointment was that of undersecretary of state for defense (Royal Navy) in 1964.
Mallalieu wrote throughout his life. In addition to journalism, he published several works, including Rats! (1941; under the pseudonym “the Pied Piper”); “Passed to You, Please”: Britain’s Red-Tape Machine at War (1942); the novel Very Ordinary Seaman (1944); two collections of sports essays, Sporting Days (1955) and Very Ordinary Sportsman (1957); and Extraordinary Seaman (1957), a biography of Thomas Cochrane, 10th earl of Dundonald. While Labour was in opposition, Mallalieu also was a frequent broadcaster. He was knighted in 1979.