While much of the mega-popular catalog of Beatles ballads references a generic “she” or “him” or “girl” or “baby,” the Fab Four did sometimes make mention of specific people. Some of them—like a certain infamous Chairman and a fellow music legend—you may have heard of. Others you might not even have realized were real. So hop in your Yellow Submarine and join us on a Magical Mystery Tour of characters Here, There, and Everywhere.
Robert Freymann - “Doctor Robert” (1966)
Ring my friend, I said you call Doctor Robert
Day or night he’ll be there any time at all, Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert, you’re a new and better man
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can, Doctor Robert
There was some speculation about the true identity of “Doctor Robert,” the title character of the song from the album Revolver. It seems the song was likely written (at least in part) about Dr. Robert Freymann of New York, who was known for giving especially peppy “vitamin” injections, and was a bit...loose...with his prescription pad.Pablo Fanque - “Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!” (1967)
For the benefit of Mr. Kite
There will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Hendersons will all be there
Late of Pablo Fanque’s fair, what a scene
This delightful circus-esque tune appears on Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. The whole song was based on a 19th-century circus poster that John Lennon owned, and the people mentioned were indeed real people of the Victorian era. Perhaps the most interesting of these is Pablo Fanque, born William Darby, who was Britain’s first Black circus proprietor. Fanque himself was a circus performer in his youth, and very well respected, even in a time when slavery had not yet been abolished in the British Isles.Bob Dylan - “Yer Blues” (1968)
The eagle picks my eye
The worm he licks my bone
I feel so suicidal
Just like Dylan’s Mr. Jones
Much of The Beatles (the White Album), including “Yer Blues,” was written during a meditation retreat in India. This song in particular expressed some of songwriter John Lennon’s feelings while being isolated from the rest of the world. It’s no surprise that fellow singer/songwriter Bob Dylan is mentioned in one of the Beatles’ tunes—they were great fans of his music, and met with him in person several times. It’s rumored that Dylan introduced some of the band members to marijuana. The “Mr. Jones” mentioned in the story is also based on a real-life person, referenced in Dylan’s song “Ballad of a Thin Man” (1965).Mao Zedong - “Revolution” (1968)
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain’t going to make it with anyone anyhow
The late 1960s were a time of political unrest as the world responded to media coverage of the Vietnam War. While the Beatles repertoire until this point had largely avoided political territory, they added a callout to Mao Zedong, a key figure in China’s communist revolution, to this song from the White Album.Edgar Allan Poe - “I Am the Walrus” (1967)
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe
Much energy has been expended in trying to decode the enigmatic lyrics of “I Am the Walrus” from Magical Mystery Tour. Energy which we, frankly, will not duplicate here. Whether or not there’s some deep meaning to his appearance, American horror writer Edgar Allan Poe boasts a brief mention in this song. Although many of Poe’s works featured animals, we cannot recall any involving a walrus. Goo goo g’joob.Harold Wilson and Edward Heath - “Taxman” (1966)
Don’t ask me what I want it for
(Ha ha, Mr. Wilson)
If you don’t want to pay some more
(Ha ha, Mr. Heath)
’Cause I’m the taxman
Yeah, I’m the taxman
The opening track of the album Revolver is a cynical look at government taxation policies. If you listen closely to the background vocals, you’ll hear mention of Messrs. Wilson and Heath. But why these two? The first, Harold Wilson, was Britain’s prime minister at the time the song was written. Edward Heath was the leader of the opposing Conservative Party, and was largely responsible for Britain’s entry into the EEC (predecessor to the EU). Heath served a term as prime minister after Wilson fell out of favor in 1970, and Wilson served a second term from 1974 to 1976.Sir Walter Raleigh - “I’m So Tired” (1968)
I’m so tired, I’m feeling so upset
Although I’m so tired, I’ll have another cigarette
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
He was such a stupid git
English adventurer, writer, and friend to Queen Elizabeth I gets a bit of a scathing callout in the song “I’m So Tired” from the White Album. Although some may share songwriter John Lennon’s opinion of the illustrious Sir Walter Raleigh—who was put to death by James I, accused of treason—it seems he earns his insult here for his role in the singer’s vice of choice. Although tobacco was known in England before his time, Raleigh is often credited with having popularized the use of the addictive plant.