Jerome K. Jerome: Quotes

• Complaint

  If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest.Jerome K. Jerome: The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

• Conceit, Egotism, and Vanity

  Conceit is the finest armor a man can wear.Jerome K. Jerome: The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

• Idleness and Laziness

  It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.Jerome K. Jerome: The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

• Opportunity

  Opportunities flit by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not, because of the happiness that is gone.Jerome K. Jerome: The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

• Work

  I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.Jerome K. Jerome: Three Men in a Boat